Government Hooker

embraceyourmonsters:

ladyxgaga:

Lady Gaga was spotted earlier today in a cab taunting fans with what is presumed to be a physical copy of her long anticipated album, “ARTPOP”. The megastar, who didn’t seem too enthused, was quoted saying, “You little fuckers ain’t getting shit ‘till Marry The Night reaches number one.” The cab then took off with Gaga giving fans the finger.

if-it-fits-it-ships:

benefrickcumberbatch:

soglideaway:

perksofbeingajediknight:

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man? 

None

DUDE

THATS LOW

just like the population of Ireland during the Great Famine

history nerds are the best.

cokeflow:

if you’re younger than me you’re not allowed to be hotter than me sorry I don’t make the rules

slenclerman:

reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy

messdepressedbutwelldressed:

monstermentality:

sufferthetruth:

Lady Gaga is done. Everyone is over her, besides the die-hard Monsters who will continue to be delusional and embarrassing. 

Well she’s obviously not done if people like you are still talking about her

WHOOP THERE IT IS

stormcloud:

Keeping Up With the Backyardigans

allmonds:

sluttyoliveoil:

allmonds:

stand:

I

I DONT GET IT SOMEONE EXPLAIN

i understand

THEN FUCKIBG TELL ME

I Stand Alone?

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

exichan:

If the first thing you think about at the start of summer vacation isn’t High School Musical 2, you’re wrong.